no one cares - but here we are.

-I have no fucking emails.
-I'm free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't.
-I am a procrastinator
-I have no inner dialogue, which is unfortunate because not all my thoughts make sense and sometimes I over share.
- I encourage dissent, unless it affects me in some way
- When I get drunk I either fall asleep or do twatish things
- I dare to care.
- I have only been in love twice, and seemingly always choose the wrong person
- I will try anything twice, just to make sure.
- I sing quite a lot, but know few lyrics
- I have been called a neurotic, sex attacker, stalker, and immature, however, I can't remember a single compliment. It's not in my nature
- I love women who KNOW, but hate it when they are right and I am wrong.
- I cannot cook, drink and chat at the same time. I deeply respect those who can.
- I am not gay, though sometimes the idea is attractive. But it's less about the love of men and more about the hatred of women.
- I respect anyone with an opinion they can argue about for longer than 10 minutes.
- I distrust anyone who uses the Latin in casual conversation
- I don't want to grow up.
- Once I start a project, paper, problem, relationship, I find it very hard to put it down and stop, even if it a lost cause.
- I think the world is a rational place, and people are rational actors, but rational is relative to the actor.
- I can't spell
- I find it hard to let people down or say no, which often results in me doing things that I don't want to do.
- I have an unnatural attraction for Clerks II.
- I hate being alone, but can't stand other people, so I listen to a lot of radio 4
- Mainly the world is a shitty place, but that is okay because I choose to ignore it most of the time.
- I would rather be happy than right.
- It has to be raw to be real, I hate people trying to elevate the human condition in art, theatre and literature and then denying its not basically about sex, love, lust, or jealously.
- I get worried when people use long words that I don't understand in conversations with me.
- I hate getting out of bed.
- I like to snuggle and I will spoon anything.
- I want to be a real man, but they don't feel emotions, so I can't.
-I miss my friends terribly when I am overseas, but then fail to talk to them when we are both in the same country.
- I deeply resent people who claim to be happy.
- I deeply resent people who claim to know what they are doing with their lives.
- I forgive people too easily.
- I hate people who work in recruitment, slavery or C and H Fabrics
- London is the centre of the universe.

W.W.C.S.D?

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