How Cold is it in Montana?
Published Saturday, October 14, 2006 by George | E-mail this post
This is
Montana and isn't it nice? How cold is it in Montana? Probably cold enough for you to dig out the skis and drive to the mountains of a weekend. We should all move there, that much is clear.
It's Lewis and Clarke country, big sky and lots of empty space. Lots of real cowboys and a few Indians. That's why here at the London Village show we found - right here and now - the
inverse twinning scheme. London and Montana - Bozeman Montana.
It works like this - we twin cities with inverse relationships. London for example is crowded and cramped. Bozeman Montana big and spacious. London is mostly flat, Montana has the Rockies Mountains. The relationship continues, it's obvious, why did no one spot this before?
It would do Londoners a wealth of good to get out to a place that resembled in no way shape or form London. There is no point in traveling if you holiday to a conventionally twined town which would offer little verity in experience. Difference is what it's all about. Travel broadening the mind and all that.
Now difference is simple with the inverse twinning scheme in place, there can now only be one logical destination. Bozeman Montana. The complete holiday, nothing could remind the Londoner of London in Montana (these thoughts disturbing and interrupting the hard earned period of rest). The same would be true of any native Bozemanite in London.
genius.
really fucking cold.
it has been snowing, a lot, and then not even melting. gorgeous, but really unpleasant to ride to school in. people actually did go skiing all weekend. i've been sipping hot chocolate.
in reference to your twinning scheme, did you know: everyone leaves their doors unlocked in bozeman and nothing ever seems to get stolen. (are you ready to move here yet? no?) also, no racial tension due to the lack of actual minorities.
anyway, you're all still invited to live in my massive house, which i imagine would get warmer if there were just more people inside it. i think we're going to finally have to turn the heat on soon, painfully expensive heating bill to follow...